The Dirty Parts of Heaven: Archive

Jan 31st

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Texting.

Me: Hey, babe. Whatcha wearin'?
Tanner: Blanketsss.
Me: Oh, fuck that's hot. Whatchu got underneath them blankets?
Tanner: Shirt and shorts.
Me: And whatchu got under them shorts?
Tanner: Boxers.
Me: And under them boxers?
Tanner: Another pair of sleeping pants. I'm cold. ):
Me: .. .. .. .. .. and underneath that?
Tanner: My throbbing penis. Jk. My filthy AIDS infested cunt.

Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

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Reblog if you thought the lyrics to the song "I'm...

ifuckedabearonce: jerryroush: smokemeimdope-: when the lyrics really are: “I’m blue if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die” my whole life is a lie. … wait what….. What.. that. I just. Nahh.

Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

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He did acid..

I’m so disappointed.

Jan 30th

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REBLOG IF YOU FOLLOW BACK! (:

love-me-foreverr: *Put a number & your URL. *Let’s try to make this HUGE. http://evanlongoria-.tumblr.com/ I always follow back. (: http://love-me-foreverr.tumblr.com/ Always follow back. (: http://autumn-in-gublerland.tumblr.com/ always. http://pinkstylababe.tumblr.com/ always follow back ♥ http://-takeapartyourhead.tumblr.com Always, kids.

Jan 30th

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